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homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 06:18 PM

i was going to save this for the fan fic sub-forum i have been trying to get, but it doesn't look like that will happen anytime soon, so......

i have got some mad battle rapping skills. contrary to popular belief, they come in quite handy. for instance:

my battle rapping skills have proved useful during my job interview with nasa.

also, when i recited my wedding vows.

and when explaing to my wife why i was in bed with the fat girl.

and, when i was convincing the judge to drop the pre-nup for my divorce.

then, convincing the police to drop the charges for what i did in court.

when ordering food at burger king.

when i was giving my speech at my graduation.

when negotiating to buy my car.

giving the guest sermon at church.

teaching the boyscouts how to whittle wood.

teaching valuable lessons of life to my family.

so, when has battle rapping helped you, not only in life, but in love.

Leth · 22-06-2003, 06:24 PM

Ok i have never "battle" rapped. And if you started rapping to someone who worked in burger king, you'd just look like an eminem wannabe...

homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 06:29 PM

*sigh*

you know when your playing madden, and somebody is just kicking your ass at it, like 58-7? and they score that last touchdown, and your motivation just breaks? everyone, i mean everyone lets the air out of them, like a sigh, and looks down at the ground. thats what i did when i read that post.

Leth · 22-06-2003, 06:32 PM

You really do talk alot of ****

homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 06:34 PM

but, am i good at it?

mad_hair_gurl · 22-06-2003, 06:47 PM

yes, very but it gets bloody annoying after a while

homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 06:49 PM

well, in with the good and out with the bad, i say.

so, i take it you don't battle rap much?

Leth · 22-06-2003, 06:51 PM

I have never heard someone battle rap, and theres no point in it, if i want to argue with someone i just shout at em and win...

homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 07:02 PM

i don't know. nasa was pretty impressed at my mad skillz, yo.

Alix · 22-06-2003, 07:33 PM

I can't really rap aside from writing

Poop Loops · 22-06-2003, 07:43 PM

Ok, you "battle rap", and I'll keep punching you in the face. Let's see who wins that arguement.

Austin · 22-06-2003, 07:48 PM

^ I agrees! Plus, you call those raps HP? The only thing that rhymed was the first three lines in your second post....

homer pimpson · 22-06-2003, 07:54 PM

jesus. it wasn't supposed to be a battle rap. it was supposed to be about situations where it's appropriate to battle rap. this wasn't a serious "i want to battle rap you" topic. just forget i ever put it up.

Austin · 22-06-2003, 07:57 PM

Ok, good. I was wondering why you sucked so bad...hehe sorry...

Rob · 22-06-2003, 08:51 PM

I thought this topic was funny. The thought of somone battle rapping in those situations amuses me.

Word. :thumbsup:

Austin · 22-06-2003, 08:56 PM

And you're done, Rob....

Rob · 22-06-2003, 08:59 PM

What do you mean, boardmasterskater?

Austin · 22-06-2003, 09:19 PM

What? Who the heck are you talking to?

Irv · 22-06-2003, 09:29 PM

I believe he's talking to you cowboy.

Austin · 22-06-2003, 09:36 PM

Uh...right? Too bad, I'm not that nimboy and I'm glad too. See his, "I'm Leaving" post? He's gone, he went bye bye. So sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not him.

22-06-2003, 06:18 PM	#1
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	battle rap i was going to save this for the fan fic sub-forum i have been trying to get, but it doesn't look like that will happen anytime soon, so...... i have got some mad battle rapping skills. contrary to popular belief, they come in quite handy. for instance: my battle rapping skills have proved useful during my job interview with nasa. also, when i recited my wedding vows. and when explaing to my wife why i was in bed with the fat girl. and, when i was convincing the judge to drop the pre-nup for my divorce. then, convincing the police to drop the charges for what i did in court. when ordering food at burger king. when i was giving my speech at my graduation. when negotiating to buy my car. giving the guest sermon at church. teaching the boyscouts how to whittle wood. teaching valuable lessons of life to my family. so, when has battle rapping helped you, not only in life, but in love. __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 06:29 PM	#3
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	sigh you know when your playing madden, and somebody is just kicking your ass at it, like 58-7? and they score that last touchdown, and your motivation just breaks? everyone, i mean everyone lets the air out of them, like a sigh, and looks down at the ground. thats what i did when i read that post. __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 06:34 PM	#5
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	but, am i good at it? __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 06:47 PM	#6
mad_hair_gurl Amateur Join Date: Jun 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 217	yes, very but it gets bloody annoying after a while __________________ Easily Forgotten

22-06-2003, 06:49 PM	#7
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	well, in with the good and out with the bad, i say. so, i take it you don't battle rap much? __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 06:24 PM	#2
Leth Suspended Indefinately Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 673	Ok i have never "battle" rapped. And if you started rapping to someone who worked in burger king, you'd just look like an eminem wannabe...

22-06-2003, 06:32 PM	#4
Leth Suspended Indefinately Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 673	You really do talk alot of ****

22-06-2003, 06:51 PM	#8
Leth Suspended Indefinately Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 673	I have never heard someone battle rap, and theres no point in it, if i want to argue with someone i just shout at em and win...

22-06-2003, 07:02 PM	#9
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	i don't know. nasa was pretty impressed at my mad skillz, yo. __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 07:33 PM	#10
Alix :) Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164 Blog Entries: 4	I can't really rap aside from writing __________________ RNCS-Hosting

22-06-2003, 07:43 PM	#11
Poop Loops My mom says I'm cool. Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 4,448	Ok, you "battle rap", and I'll keep punching you in the face. Let's see who wins that arguement. __________________

22-06-2003, 07:48 PM	#12
Austin Evil-doers rejoice! Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 7,030	^ I agrees! Plus, you call those raps HP? The only thing that rhymed was the first three lines in your second post.... __________________ A1C Peck

22-06-2003, 07:54 PM	#13
homer pimpson Dolomite mother****er Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,356	jesus. it wasn't supposed to be a battle rap. it was supposed to be about situations where it's appropriate to battle rap. this wasn't a serious "i want to battle rap you" topic. just forget i ever put it up. __________________ So I was thinking, who wouldn't want to date Janet Jackson? I mean, she's pretty hot and stuff. But, you'd eventually have to meet Michael, and he'd have to give you the big brother speech about how he'd kick your ass in his high pitched voice. I wouldn't be ready for that. Sorry, Janet.

22-06-2003, 07:57 PM	#14
Austin Evil-doers rejoice! Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 7,030	Ok, good. I was wondering why you sucked so bad...hehe sorry... __________________ A1C Peck

22-06-2003, 08:51 PM	#15
Rob Consternation! Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 1,214	I thought this topic was funny. The thought of somone battle rapping in those situations amuses me. Word. :thumbsup:

22-06-2003, 08:56 PM	#16
Austin Evil-doers rejoice! Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 7,030	And you're done, Rob.... __________________ A1C Peck

22-06-2003, 08:59 PM	#17
Rob Consternation! Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 1,214	What do you mean, boardmasterskater?

22-06-2003, 09:19 PM	#18
Austin Evil-doers rejoice! Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 7,030	What? Who the heck are you talking to? __________________ A1C Peck

22-06-2003, 09:29 PM	#19
Irv Fired as ***** :( Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,092	I believe he's talking to you cowboy.

22-06-2003, 09:36 PM	#20
Austin Evil-doers rejoice! Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 7,030	Uh...right? Too bad, I'm not that nimboy and I'm glad too. See his, "I'm Leaving" post? He's gone, he went bye bye. So sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not him. __________________ A1C Peck

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