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Amiga 01-09-2004 05:04 PM

Why the HELL..?
 
Do bikes have such uncomfortable seats?

Good god. I went for a bike ride today, something which is in part of my new "keeping fit" thing that i wanted to do after seeing the bellies on my mum, dad and brother, and not wanting a belly like that.

God, after about an hour the whole of that area was ragging. Even my balls were hurting.

So yeah, first i had to get the bike out of the garage. After not being used for 5+ years, it was hung up on the garage wall by big orange straps, behind a tumble drier, beside a trailor.

We managed to get it down relatively easily, without damaging anything. The bike was down, looking dusty as hell with flat tyres. I cleaned it. It looks bright and shiny again. Yay.

Then i pumped up the front tyre. Brilliant, pumped up perfectly. Went to the second tyre, BANG. Scared the living **** out of me. Inner tube burst before i even got to the recommended pressure. Fortunately, we had another inner tube, which pumped up brilliantly.

Went for a ride around my estate. Lovely place. Ive begun to re-realise how nice Gorse Covert is, and am now glad my parents decided NOT to move. Being all happy and nice, I decided to go to the local park, which, funnily enough, is called Forest Park and it about a minutes walk from my door.

God it's bigger than I remember. It's bloody massive, with hills everywhere. And in my bikes 15th gear (I was trying to break a sweat, and the other gears were just.. well.. Piss.) its a ***** to climb hills. And after my first track around Gorse Covert, and my first track around Forest Park, it's safe to say i was sweating. I loved it. It's been so long since ive felt so good about myself for doing something. I'm HAPPIER that im trying to stay in a fit'ish shape.

Though after 2 laps of the huge and hilly park, my legs were knackered, so I just did one more lap around the relatively flat Gorse Covert, and got home, in need of a drink.

GUESS WHAT! My parents aren't home, and I forgot my keys. I can't get in to get a drink. So i go around the back to the scruffy tap we use for the hosepipe and drink out of that. And it's about 20 minutes before my parents arrive home.

I love Birchwood (MY area), but I hate Warrington. Hah.

As well as this, I did 100 situps last night, and am going to continue with situps a night for a while. MAYBE even forcing in some pressups. God I hate pressups. I have strength in my arms, but when it comes to pressups, they just dont work. I can bench quite a bit, in comparison to my class at school. But my legs are fit as hell, and I can do sit ups quite well. I blew my classmates apart with them in high school.

Oh, and I just had a shower =D AND a shave. Though i still kept my goatee, so yeah. Iloveyouall.

Normally, i'd ask a question to you, to make this a proper topic.. but I can't be arsed, so make your own question up.

lvubye.

EDIT: Longer than i thought, i know. Sorry.

Also, Im surprised im even posting this on GU, i dont make topics here, i never have. But if you dont like it, you can lick my balls. Cept you alex. ;)

ArgonX 01-09-2004 05:14 PM

You mean your rather irritated balls?

See if James is around. The licking will help healing.

*runs*

~AX~

Ben 01-09-2004 05:28 PM

http://www.livejournal.com

Amiga 01-09-2004 05:29 PM

^Ive already put it there.

HA.

Safer Sephiroth 01-09-2004 05:45 PM

Dave is so emo

Amiga 01-09-2004 05:48 PM

Am i bollocks :(

Safer Sephiroth 01-09-2004 05:50 PM

that too




just kidding, you know i <3 you

Locke 01-09-2004 05:50 PM

That's what you get for not riding for 5+ years

A case of irritated ball syndrome.

Maybe you'll get a tan too. :o j/k

Poop Loops 01-09-2004 06:26 PM

I remember my uncle bought me a cool bike, and he changed the seat to this bigger, cushioned one. It kicked ass.

Spyda 01-09-2004 07:50 PM

you should try a jump seat like a DMR or club roost, those feel lke you are being violated

Poop Loops 01-09-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob#2
i cant do situps unless my feet are wedged under something :(

Fatass.

For me, it's the opposite. I can't do straigh-leg raises without holding something, because my legs are longer and heavier than my upper body.

Jane 01-09-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben

Haha.

Sorry dave I didn't really read any of that. :(

But yeah bike seats are ghey.

Poop Loops 01-09-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob#2
i'm underweight for my age and height :(

So you're just too weak to do one?

Amiga 01-09-2004 09:28 PM

I'd be surprised if anyone did, Jane :D



And id rather not have my bike violate me :(

Kace 01-09-2004 09:45 PM

The most successful bicyclist in the world right now only has one testicle.

James 01-09-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArgonX
You mean your rather irritated balls?

See if James is around. The licking will help healing.

*runs*

~AX~


Eat ****. ¬_¬

Jane 01-09-2004 10:06 PM

Haha. Only some light hearted humour now James. Calm down.

James 01-09-2004 10:13 PM

I wasnt mad :(

Jane 01-09-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
I wasnt mad :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
Eat ****. ¬_¬

K. =/

Safer Sephiroth 01-09-2004 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jane
K. =/

*hug*


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