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Why the HELL..?
Do bikes have such uncomfortable seats?
Good god. I went for a bike ride today, something which is in part of my new "keeping fit" thing that i wanted to do after seeing the bellies on my mum, dad and brother, and not wanting a belly like that. God, after about an hour the whole of that area was ragging. Even my balls were hurting. So yeah, first i had to get the bike out of the garage. After not being used for 5+ years, it was hung up on the garage wall by big orange straps, behind a tumble drier, beside a trailor. We managed to get it down relatively easily, without damaging anything. The bike was down, looking dusty as hell with flat tyres. I cleaned it. It looks bright and shiny again. Yay. Then i pumped up the front tyre. Brilliant, pumped up perfectly. Went to the second tyre, BANG. Scared the living **** out of me. Inner tube burst before i even got to the recommended pressure. Fortunately, we had another inner tube, which pumped up brilliantly. Went for a ride around my estate. Lovely place. Ive begun to re-realise how nice Gorse Covert is, and am now glad my parents decided NOT to move. Being all happy and nice, I decided to go to the local park, which, funnily enough, is called Forest Park and it about a minutes walk from my door. God it's bigger than I remember. It's bloody massive, with hills everywhere. And in my bikes 15th gear (I was trying to break a sweat, and the other gears were just.. well.. Piss.) its a ***** to climb hills. And after my first track around Gorse Covert, and my first track around Forest Park, it's safe to say i was sweating. I loved it. It's been so long since ive felt so good about myself for doing something. I'm HAPPIER that im trying to stay in a fit'ish shape. Though after 2 laps of the huge and hilly park, my legs were knackered, so I just did one more lap around the relatively flat Gorse Covert, and got home, in need of a drink. GUESS WHAT! My parents aren't home, and I forgot my keys. I can't get in to get a drink. So i go around the back to the scruffy tap we use for the hosepipe and drink out of that. And it's about 20 minutes before my parents arrive home. I love Birchwood (MY area), but I hate Warrington. Hah. As well as this, I did 100 situps last night, and am going to continue with situps a night for a while. MAYBE even forcing in some pressups. God I hate pressups. I have strength in my arms, but when it comes to pressups, they just dont work. I can bench quite a bit, in comparison to my class at school. But my legs are fit as hell, and I can do sit ups quite well. I blew my classmates apart with them in high school. Oh, and I just had a shower =D AND a shave. Though i still kept my goatee, so yeah. Iloveyouall. Normally, i'd ask a question to you, to make this a proper topic.. but I can't be arsed, so make your own question up. lvubye. EDIT: Longer than i thought, i know. Sorry. Also, Im surprised im even posting this on GU, i dont make topics here, i never have. But if you dont like it, you can lick my balls. Cept you alex. ;) |
You mean your rather irritated balls?
See if James is around. The licking will help healing. *runs* ~AX~ |
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^Ive already put it there.
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Dave is so emo
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Am i bollocks :(
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that too
just kidding, you know i <3 you |
That's what you get for not riding for 5+ years
A case of irritated ball syndrome. Maybe you'll get a tan too. :o j/k |
I remember my uncle bought me a cool bike, and he changed the seat to this bigger, cushioned one. It kicked ass.
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you should try a jump seat like a DMR or club roost, those feel lke you are being violated
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For me, it's the opposite. I can't do straigh-leg raises without holding something, because my legs are longer and heavier than my upper body. |
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Sorry dave I didn't really read any of that. :( But yeah bike seats are ghey. |
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I'd be surprised if anyone did, Jane :D
And id rather not have my bike violate me :( |
The most successful bicyclist in the world right now only has one testicle.
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Eat ****. ¬_¬ |
Haha. Only some light hearted humour now James. Calm down.
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I wasnt mad :(
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