XL
08-04-2003, 08:15 PM
Note that this is not an original idea. In fact, it was stolen. You can still see the sale tags and the little inkpack attached. Please don't call the police.
Hello. My name is Osama bin Laden. You may recognize me as being the most wanted man in the world. Well, see, when you look deep inside of me and my tall figure, you'll realize that I'm not such a bad person...except for my whole personal beef with America and such, but I can overcome that. You see, I was one of many, many children. And even though I inherited a considerable sum of money, I was neglected as a child. I never received any love as a kid, and now, such sentiments have reared their ugly heads. All this bad stuff probably would not have happened had I been love like a real boy. That's why I have come to you, the American people, for your help. I need to be counseled, I need to be consoled. So, please call 1-866-BIN-LADN today* and try to cheer me up. I may have hundreds of millions of dollars, but that doesn't mean I'm not lonely. There aren't any nightclubs or stuff like that in Tora Bora. I need to socialize, even if it's over the phone. Again, call 1-866-BIN-LADN to help.* Thank you.
Paid for by the OBL Consolation Fund
Those who wish to hunt down and beat up 357Magnum may locate him at the Brass Key nightclub, gettin drunk.
Hello. My name is Osama bin Laden. You may recognize me as being the most wanted man in the world. Well, see, when you look deep inside of me and my tall figure, you'll realize that I'm not such a bad person...except for my whole personal beef with America and such, but I can overcome that. You see, I was one of many, many children. And even though I inherited a considerable sum of money, I was neglected as a child. I never received any love as a kid, and now, such sentiments have reared their ugly heads. All this bad stuff probably would not have happened had I been love like a real boy. That's why I have come to you, the American people, for your help. I need to be counseled, I need to be consoled. So, please call 1-866-BIN-LADN today* and try to cheer me up. I may have hundreds of millions of dollars, but that doesn't mean I'm not lonely. There aren't any nightclubs or stuff like that in Tora Bora. I need to socialize, even if it's over the phone. Again, call 1-866-BIN-LADN to help.* Thank you.
Paid for by the OBL Consolation Fund
Those who wish to hunt down and beat up 357Magnum may locate him at the Brass Key nightclub, gettin drunk.