idiot n00bs you miss the most?

[El General]

The other night, I was thinking of the long lost members of PSXGamer, and how much I have missed them since they faded away... LMA, Ex, Vivi13, SS, Aeris... hell, I even miss Fideles and her constant bouts of butting into the fights UT and I used to have :)

Then, my thoughts drifted to the mostly forgotten idiot n00bs, who have (in fairness) made their own (small) contributions to the likes of SC, PSX and GU. These n00bs were never going to set the boards alight with their quick wit and amazing personalities, but still, they provided the rest of us with some amusement, and for that we owe them a (small) debt of gratitude.

So, to honour these idiot n00bs, I have created this thread. Here, those of us who can be arsed to remember their antics can chat about them, what made them special, our favourites and why we will remember them for a good 5 minutes after reading through this thread :)

To get the ball rolling...

idiot n00b #1

Sorry, couldn't remember his name... anywho, this is the tit who had convinced himself that he was a pagan, even though he lived out in Ohio and hadn't the slightest clue about what paganism was or where it originated. You could tell he was looking for fellow tits to be his mates, as his first and last thread was something along the lines of "hey! me pagan! you be pagan too!" :rolleyes:

Great entertainment value for all as I crushed him over the course of 2 days, after which he disappeared, never to be seen again...

Lara Croft

Thick as a plank. She managed to sneak her way into a mod spot at PSX by e-mailing Exodus with claims that she had been using the site for over two years and deserved a spot. Shortly after her appointment, the merge took place, and she was dropped by management.

idiot n00b #2

Again, can't remember the members user... idiot n00b #2 would be the psycho b*tch who claimed she was a vampire, and wanted other members to join some stupid cult. Some members took a shine to this particular dumbass, but the rest saw sense and together managed to drive her away :D

[Poop Loops]

I remember Psyco B*tch!! (let that be her official name :))

I don't remember her name or anything... I just remember her talking about vampires...

Idiot n00b #1 was here a while ago, but I remember the "discussion" you had with him. Have you seen the episode of King of the Hill, where that girl comes from Cali to live with Khan Jr.? And how they eat old fish and think it's sushi? That's what his problem was, he didn't know enough about anything to BEGIN to be pagan.

Dunno Lara Croft, sorry.

Here's my contribution:

Floran Asscarrot (or something like that)

He came here under numerous names, and threatened us that a bunch of his geek friends would hack us and cause us to die horrible deaths, since we have no lives outside of GU. Later he came back and said "wudn't me!", saying it was his friends or something like that who typed all that. I think he's gone now though.

[Leth]

The Biz :D

Ha everyone remembers the Jiz, he was the most famous newbie ever, and gave many n00bs after him a bad name. He went around to SC, PSX and GU spreading his spam.

Can anyone remember The Jiz's friend? he went to SC(not sure about the rest) Gohan you should know who im talking about.

[Jords]

Phoenix Landing.

The guy was power hungrey and ran this place like Saddam.I cry when I hear his name, and shudder when i see his posts;)

[Paul]

Originally posted by El General
The other night, I was thinking of the long lost members of PSXGamer, and how much I have missed them since they faded away... LMA, Ex, Vivi13, SS, Aeris... hell, I even miss Fideles and her constant bouts of butting into the fights UT and I used to have :)

Then, my thoughts drifted to the mostly forgotten idiot n00bs, who have (in fairness) made their own (small) contributions to the likes of SC, PSX and GU. These n00bs were never going to set the boards alight with their quick wit and amazing personalities, but still, they provided the rest of us with some amusement, and for that we owe them a (small) debt of gratitude.

So, to honour these idiot n00bs, I have created this thread. Here, those of us who can be arsed to remember their antics can chat about them, what made them special, our favourites and why we will remember them for a good 5 minutes after reading through this thread :)

To get the ball rolling...

idiot n00b #1

Sorry, couldn't remember his name... anywho, this is the tit who had convinced himself that he was a pagan, even though he lived out in Ohio and hadn't the slightest clue about what paganism was or where it originated. You could tell he was looking for fellow tits to be his mates, as his first and last thread was something along the lines of "hey! me pagan! you be pagan too!" :rolleyes:

Great entertainment value for all as I crushed him over the course of 2 days, after which he disappeared, never to be seen again...

Lara Croft

Thick as a plank. She managed to sneak her way into a mod spot at PSX by e-mailing Exodus with claims that she had been using the site for over two years and deserved a spot. Shortly after her appointment, the merge took place, and she was dropped by management.

idiot n00b #2

Again, can't remember the members user... idiot n00b #2 would be the psycho b*tch who claimed she was a vampire, and wanted other members to join some stupid cult. Some members took a shine to this particular dumbass, but the rest saw sense and together managed to drive her away :D

I don't know any from PSX gamer, but i remember one or two from GU

People's Champion

This idiot member was here about 2 years ago or maybe even longer ago if i'm correct, he always used to like picking fights with members all the time, i don't think he was banned either he just disapeared

Idiot number 2#

I can't remember his usernames he used quite a few, i think he even used a username trying to pass himself of as El General, he just done the usual crap, trying to annoy members, he's been banned numerous times, and luckily has'nt returned.

[Siggy]

Lara croft wasent dropped with the merge..

She was dropped with the vB..

Unless that was a different lara..Pretty sure it was her tho.

[El General]

Originally posted by War Phalange
I remember Psyco B*tch!! (let that be her official name :))

I don't remember her name or anything... I just remember her talking about vampires...

Idiot n00b #1 was here a while ago, but I remember the "discussion" you had with him. Have you seen the episode of King of the Hill, where that girl comes from Cali to live with Khan Jr.? And how they eat old fish and think it's sushi? That's what his problem was, he didn't know enough about anything to BEGIN to be pagan.

Dunno Lara Croft, sorry.

Here's my contribution:

Floran Asscarrot (or something like that)

He came here under numerous names, and threatened us that a bunch of his geek friends would hack us and cause us to die horrible deaths, since we have no lives outside of GU. Later he came back and said "wudn't me!", saying it was his friends or something like that who typed all that. I think he's gone now though.

Can't say I've seen that episode of King of the Hill, but I see what you're getting at... and count yourself lucky that you never had to deal with LC. She was the kind of idiot who made you want to tear your hair out :(

And yes, Floran Asscarrot (?) was a grade A twat.

Originally posted by Fenriz
Idiot number 2#

I can't remember his usernames he used quite a few, i think he even used a username trying to pass himself of as El General, he just done the usual crap, trying to annoy members, he's been banned numerous times, and luckily has'nt returned.

That was another tit, he went by names like Bad Religion, Martha Stewart, EI General, etc.

He had some IP generator, so we weren't able to ban him for more than 5-10 minutes... but I was still a supervisor at the time, so I went around the board and deleted every post of his that I found, good or bad, every day for a week. After that, he disappeared :D

Originally posted by Siggy
Lara croft wasent dropped with the merge..

She was dropped with the vB..

Unless that was a different lara..Pretty sure it was her tho.

She was allowed to mod the Xtreme Sports forum after the merge, but it was plain to see that she was useless, and she was promptly removed from the moderating team.

[Hijpo]

Originally posted by Siggy
Lara croft wasent dropped with the merge..

She was dropped with the vB..

Unless that was a different lara..Pretty sure it was her tho.


She had VB? :what:

Poor girl... thats serious isnt it?
:(


!!NOTE!!
Im to mutch of a n00b to comment on anyone so i just thought id take the piss instead

[Squall]

um yeah... well i think a one time i was that noob...by the way that is the stupidist ****in word i have ever heard. I was skater187 or summin like that. Everybody hated me! it was funny.

[Poop Loops]

VB = Virtual Board. The engine used to power this message board.

assface

The name says it all :)

[Dante]

I can't name any idiots off the top of my head. Well, that's a lie, I could, but they still post here, and have done in this topic! :p j/k
Bad Religion rings a bell in my mind though. Didn't he cause some problems at the old GU, and in the MGS forum?

[ArgonX]

As of right now, this clown named John.

He posted alot of spam in Anime about fictional sh*t and trying to pass it off as the real deal, not only that, but claims he's seen these "shows" too.

Can't stand to see crap like that, that I know I'm right because I've either seen the all the shows, or I can find out everything about it and he tries to make people think the stuff is real. Hard to understand, but it really gets under my skin. It's along the lines of the Fake Code people, "I can make all the women nude in GTAVC by doing a triple backflip on a PCJ 6000 1/2 on the docks next to Starfish Island"

*twitches*

~AX~

[Hijpo]

Originally posted by War Phalange
VB = Virtual Board. The engine used to power this message board.


I know :rolleyes:

You might be classed as a bit of a technophobe if you didnt... i was just making the joke about VB sounding like the VD disease :rolleyes: obviously didnt enfasise it clearly enough...:zzz:

[Hijpo]

The most annoying ones are when they create 2 or 3 accounts and try and fool everyone into thinking that they are seperate people and pass compliments about each other in the forums to make them look good....

Dunno if any of you came across those.... emr... people?

[Poop Loops]

Originally posted by Hijpo


I know :rolleyes:

You might be classed as a bit of a technophobe if you didnt... i was just making the joke about VB sounding like the VD disease :rolleyes: obviously didnt enfasise it clearly enough...:zzz:

t(-_-t)

[*REC*]

Originally posted by Jords
Phoenix Landing.

The guy was power hungrey and ran this place like Saddam.I cry when I hear his name, and shudder when i see his posts;)
Yeah I agree, he really had some issues. He was a 'sad' man. ;)

I hate those idiot newbie brothers and sisters of GU members who get on the computer and stuff around with a regular member's account and cause heaps of trouble.


:mad:

[Paul]

Originally posted by Samuri Edge
on the subject of stupid names stupid names... *lampshade*
i believe that says it all as well.

Damn how could i forgoet him, he was previously known as Nightwolf, right? Can't remember the sort of stuff he done, but i remember that he was a pain in the ass

[Silent Triumph]

Originally posted by War Phalange
assface

The name says it all :)


Oh, I thought you were commenting on the post above yours. I ge it now

*taps forehead*

[Blade]

In the old days, now I come to think of it I was a grade A n00b at PSX. My old name was so dumb, fu*shudders*.

[XL]

REMEMBER THEFREAK!

[Steve]

Originally posted by 357Magnum
REMEMBER THEFREAK!

I remember The Freak. He was a spammer, loser and deserved to be banned.

I also recall that you were The Freak

[Poop Loops]

Maybe you were...

n00b... :ugh:

[Blade]

Originally posted by Samuri Edge
aaah, we were all n00bs once.
True, I wonder where Captain Pugwash went off to?:shrug:

[Chaos]

Solid Snake.....That Guy Was Just A Dumbass

[Spyda]

how can you all forget that abortion king_b_13
do yourselves a favour

[Nick is god]

i always thought that NicK was a bit of a *****.

[Poop Loops]

Yes, yes you are. And I will miss you when you get banned.

[Nick is god]

aha!?

[Chaos]

lol Typical Nick

[Lemon]

yes. noobs are funny. well I was one once as well, known as...well i don't want to give away my name because you all might kick me out or something but I love Gu and since the beggining of last year have stooped being a noob. besides, I can't remember what my name was. Here are some more:
Noob freak 1: This was a girl who would keep spamming threads with stupid useless words like pizza and bannana. That freak.
Noob freak 2: Did practicly the same thing as 1 but was a boy and would get your im and warn you on aol.

[Lemon]

War Phalange, weren't you a noob and went by the name of pooploops? That was pretty annoying! Right? Weren't you? A long time ago?

[Spyda]

nice one

[Gohan]

Nick is god, I like your name :)

(My name is Nick for those that didn't know)

[Lemon]

See, War P was a noob once. He was Pooploops or the real pooploops. Stop hiding it WP. we all know you were one...

[Spindrift]

Idiot Newbies, eh?

The Biz - Hopefully wild dogs will rip him apart
therockno.1fan - Biggest ass-kissing newbie that I can remember.
xyurmomx - Still an asshole
Bad Religion
Poop-Loops
king_b_13
El General :p

And I can't forget the countless asses that plagued SC for the better part of a year and a half.

[Poop Loops]

Originally posted by homiesmurf
War Phalange, weren't you a noob and went by the name of pooploops? That was pretty annoying! Right? Weren't you? A long time ago?

Maybe... it's all so... fuzzy.... *passes out*

[Lemon]

I knew it. I knew it I knew it I knew it. I knew it. I knew it! HAHAHAHA!

[Martin]

Anyone remember "I am the king" from Supercheats?:)

[Spindrift]

Yeah, He was a complete moron :p

[El General]

Originally posted by Spindrift
Idiot Newbies, eh?

The Biz - Hopefully wild dogs will rip him apart
therockno.1fan - Biggest ass-kissing newbie that I can remember.
xyurmomx - Still an asshole
Bad Religion
Poop-Loops
king_b_13
El General :p

And I can't forget the countless asses that plagued SC for the better part of a year and a half.


I may have started out as an idiot n00b, but then I went and changed my ways over the space of a month. I proved all y'all arseholes wrong :p

[*REC*]

Your sig is long and annoying El.

:P

You'll always be a noob.

[Vayne]

Originally posted by Nick is god
i always thought that NicK was a bit of a *****.
Originally posted by War Phalange
Yes, yes you are. And I will miss you when you get banned.


Why would Nick be banned for making a joke?






http://hillstrom.iww.org/images/anti-nazi.jpg


:thumbsup:

[Jon187]

Squall 13.. lol he was rather stupid..

[Martin]

Originally posted by Spindrift
Yeah, He was a complete moron :p

Hehe, too right!

[Swagman]

Originally posted by War Phalange


Floran Asscarrot (or something like that)

He came here under numerous names, and threatened us that a bunch of his geek friends would hack us and cause us to die horrible deaths, since we have no lives outside of GU. Later he came back and said "wudn't me!", saying it was his friends or something like that who typed all that. I think he's gone now though.

I think his name was Floran Dietrich, after some actor (I remember the name from tv I think.)

P.S. I still see Bizkit Rock now and then, anyone remember him?

[Blade]

Floran Asscarrot *shudders*

[RAW]

some ***** named Ryu_Schnick ;)

~RAW

[Ryu Schnick]

LMAO, Davey you b*tch!

I remember this one guy named Deadman_Inc_1990

Christ he could be annoying somethings. And that human Stradegy guide was a bit of a loser.

Who else....Them MWA guys sucked more d*ck than anyone i know!

[El General]

Originally posted by REC
Your sig is long and annoying El.

:P

You'll always be a noob.

See, only a n00b like you would go and say something as n00bish as that... fecking n00b :wrong:

:p

[Spyda]

Originally posted by homiesmurf
I knew it. I knew it I knew it I knew it. I knew it. I knew it! HAHAHAHA!

yea, and the fact that his hotmail is the_real_poop_loops isnt a huge clue at all,

bleedin eejit

[Lara]

Lara Croft

Thick as a plank. She managed to sneak her way into a mod spot at PSX by e-mailing Exodus with claims that she had been using the site for over two years and deserved a spot. Shortly after her appointment, the merge took place, and she was dropped by management.


Ooo burn baby burn, first of all It was Rich who gave me the position, second of all I used the site regular before it even had a board... black and yellow template with a cross section background right Rich? After the merge I modded Extreme Sport and Grand Theft Auto here, and I wasnt dropped... I left, and now I'm back.

I do however take no offence El.

TheBiz was the biggest noob I remember, man he was special.

[Jeff]

Jax... he is dead to me *sniff sniff*

[Giveara]

Some guy named ACE or something...f*cking...URGHT! Drives the **** out of me that's for sure.

I can't remember any other noobs since yall named pretty much all I know, which was only a few. However, I can say I was pretty much one way back--got a lickin' from El numerous times, pissed him off every now and then, and I made a poll like, every 3 seconds and annoyed the **** out of eeryone. Other than that I can't remember what else I did. >.<;;

But since I came back for a second time I been a lil' angel :)

[Spindrift]

lolage

Lara is apparently thin-skinned enough to bring up a topic from last year. :cool:

[Irv]

lolage

Lara is apparently thin-skinned enough to bring up a topic from last year. :cool:

Major lolage.

[Angie]

Wow strong impressions! What are your impressions of me?

[*REC*]

Your a chick, you automatically get plus points because you have breasts.

Other then that fact, you seem ok...you have that whole hot asian thing going on, plus your a nice person.

[Big Brother]

And I can't forget the countless asses that plagued SC for the better part of a year and a half.

:lol:

Agreed. Racist abuse and swearing all around. We'd ban them only for them to come back in some other stupid guise.

I really can't remember any n00bs other than the idiots at SC. That's how ignorant I am...:(

[Chris]

tsk, tsk, Lara.

[Spindrift]

prolly cause you're an idiot.

Wow, the pot calls the kettle black.

[Locke]

I miss Xtremekarting. :(

I had so much fun railing on him.

I guess I'll just have to choose someone else.

Who wants to be my lucky victim? :evil:

[James]

Madams volunteering.

[Locke]

It's just not the same though James.

Madam has a solid standing here in the VGN community.

XK was a fledgling when he stepped onto these boards. :(

[James]

Does he ****!

Madams the resident idiot in the VGN community. ¬¬

[Locke]

I think that Spin has his paws on this one though so I'll give him the pleasure.

Although I will be waiting on the outside like a bird waiting for carrion

[haNk]

XtreeeeeeemeKarting!!! :lol:

[*REC*]

*Lampshade*
THE LEGEND
Bizkit_Rock

Idiots. :)

[Lara]

if i were a pot, i'd be terracotta :).
And if I were pot I'd go for Dairy Pollen.

[Varsity]

i vote me

[ArgonX]

Your a chick, you automatically get plus points because you have breasts.

Two points as a matter of fact.

Sorry Angie, had to.

~AX~

[Locke]

And James/Spindirift/T_H_Locke - There's a lot of me to go around, you can share me. :)

I really dislike sharing some things.

It means that I get less time with it. :(

[Giveara]

I really dislike sharing somet hings.

Me too, especially women. =/

[Locke]

Me too, especially women. =/

Or some fine beverages of the alcoholic nature. :(

[Giveara]

I'm not 21 yet, that'll have to wait a few years.

And no, I won't drink under-age. Abstinance!