... testicular!

[El General]

I found an old school insurance form the other day. It contained a list of human organs (heart, liver, lungs, etc), and the amount of compensation due if you were to "lose" them in an accident during the course of a school day :eek:

For example, losing an eye got you £10,000 (irish punts)...

Now, the one organ I couldn't find in the list was the testicle... and that worries me. Does this mean I won't get any compensation if I were to lose one (or both! :() of my testicles in a horrible fall? What the hell would I do?

Help me :cry:

[Hijpo]

Well.... the deismemberment of the testies is OK is suppose.... loosing them is the best form of contraseption(spelling?:confused: ) if you hope to have NO little ****s ruening your nights sleep when on 8 - 4 shift work :headbang:

Aslong as you have the scrotom/shaft and can erect it id say you are.... how would you put it.... on the ball heh :)

!!PUN PUN!!


Anyway... if such a derfomaty did unfortunately happen, it depleats the chances of Testicular Cancer.... always look on the bright side... even if it does look a little shadey

[Poop Loops]

Maybe you should exploit that loophole. Get your nuts cut off by dropping a plastic knife on them, and then ask, nay, DEMAND! compensation. At which point they tell you to kiss their ass. Now, since you are poor and lost your testicles, there is nothing more you could POSSIBLY lose, so you should lunge at those *******s, rip THEIR testicles off, then laugh at them because they will get no compensation :D

[Hijpo]

Originally posted by War Phalange
Maybe you should exploit that loophole. Get your nuts cut off by dropping a plastic knife on them, and then ask, nay, DEMAND! compensation. At which point they tell you to kiss their ass. Now, since you are poor and lost your testicles, there is nothing more you could POSSIBLY lose, so you should lunge at those *******s, rip THEIR testicles off, then laugh at them because they will get no compensation :D

Nice!!:cool:

You could take it another step further and make them eat them... or maybe even the odd pinch of salt and splosh of vinegar.

[Poop Loops]

Seriously, do you REALLY want to see a man eating his own testicles?

[El General]

Seriously, do I REALLY want to cut my balls off so I can "exploit this loophole"!?!

[Poop Loops]

Sure. It's not like you are using them right? :)

[El General]

I empty my balls on a daily basis, of course I'm using them... and while we're thinking about all the horny students who might fall victim to my evil schlong & love bobbles combo, why don't we cast a thought to the yet to be conceived El G Junior? :(

Edge - if anything, my nads being nailed to the wall would cause a riot... my balls are a collectors item mate ;)

[Poop Loops]

You've killed MILLIONS of El G Juniors already, I think stopping the death of millions more is more important than letting 1 be born...

[Hijpo]

Originally posted by Samuri Edge
then they'll pay you to stop the riot....


But all they have to do is erect a blind around the testicles and charge people to see them...

That way instead of cashing out to El G they can Cash In from the masses

[Hijpo]

AH YES!!!
BUT!!

Define for me the proper use of El G's Testicles?

To impregnate the female of the species huh?
Another means of sticking his posters of lesbians to his bedroom wall huh?
A way of spreading herpies through a MCDonalds food chain huh?

[Saburn]

well, I don't know about El General, but the primary funtion of my testicles is to stop my body floating away from the top of my hips, such is their weight.

[Hijpo]

Originally posted by Saburn
well, I don't know about El General, but the primary funtion of my testicles is to stop my body floating away from the top of my hips, such is their weight.


And what in the name of Saint Peter happend to you that your balls are needed to keep your upper half from floating away??

*shocked*


I once heard that doctors are supplied with a special key when they are 4 years resident in a hospital... this key, when placed in the naval and turned 180 degrees counter clockwise, makes your arms and legs fall off.

Anyone here a 4 year resident doctor that can varify this rumour??

[Poop Loops]

Originally posted by Hijpo
Define for me the proper use of El G's Testicles?

To impregnate the female of the species huh?

Male...female...dog... same difference :rolleyes:

[XL]

Originally posted by Hijpo
Well.... the deismemberment of the testies is OK is suppose.... loosing them is the best form of contraseption(spelling?:confused: ) if you hope to have NO little ****s ruening your nights sleep when on 8 - 4 shift work :headbang:

Aslong as you have the scrotom/shaft and can erect it id say you are.... how would you put it.... on the ball heh :)

!!PUN PUN!!


Anyway... if such a derfomaty did unfortunately happen, it depleats the chances of Testicular Cancer.... always look on the bright side... even if it does look a little shadey


Yes, but you miss teh point.
You wouldnt have any balls anymore!!!!!!!!

Think, if someone told you you had no balls, when you do have balls, you get very offended. So think how would you feel if you heard the same comment sans balls.

Fight City, I say, even if it is true.

This has been a 357Magnum public service announcement.

[Silent Triumph]

Originally posted by El General
why don't we cast a thought to the yet to be conceived El G Junior? :(

Or what if we don't cause that's scary :D

[XL]

Now thats REALLY scary!

[XL]

*shudders at the though of seeing little El G jrs. running around*

[XL]

Good idea.